Used to be that ‘bitch’ was a word used to refer to pregnant dogs, women of ill repute or those with shady characters — mean to the bone and rather evil. It was also the word used to refer to the woman from whose loins the anti-Christ will emerge. My, how things have changed.
These days, some women fall all over themselves just to claim the title of The Bitch. It’s a badge of honor for some reason. You see it on reality shows, interviews of celebrities and semi-celebrities, well-meaning talk shows and magazines claiming to be legit. ‘I’m a bitch!’ ‘You’re talking to a bitch, bitch!’ have certainly replaced the antiquated rallying cry of women of long ago – ‘I am Woman. Hear me roar.’
Ironically, those who declare themselves to be bitches find it offensive and unimaginably insulting to be called one by their peers. What gives? A lot of women just want to be bitches and they don’t even know what it truly means.
Will the real bitches please stand up?
Anybody who wants a little respect can just claim ‘Bitch’ as a title. That’s sad, I think, especially since not all of them deserve it. In my humble opinion, here are some of the most important characteristics that separate the true bitch from the lowly skank and the plain loud-mouth:
1. A real bitch does not have to work hard at being provocative.
You’ll know her when she walks into a room and she doesn’t have to form an angle with her elbows just to get enough space. She gets attention even without speaking or flicking her fingers. It’s her halo that precedes her, not her mouth.
2. A real bitch has scars but she doesn’t flaunt them to be admired.
Instead, she flaunts them so others may learn from her pain.
3. A real bitch isn’t shallow.
A real bitch can actually think. And it doesn’t hurt her physically.
4. A true bitch ain’t cheap.
You can’t buy a real bitch with cash, cheap jewelry, a ride on your rented sports car or an invite in the most happening bar of the moment so she could spend a few hours warming your lap.
In fact, you can’t buy a true bitch at all. She knows her worth and she knows she’s just plain out of your league. She is just damn priceless. If she decides someday that she wants you, she’ll probably let you spend for her but not because she doesn’t have the money to do it herself. It’s so you’ll feel you’re in control – even if you’re not.
5. A real bitch doesn’t really know she is one.
What she knows for sure is that she’s only being herself, fighting for her right to survive and to be heard. She doesn’t have to step her high-heeled shoes on someone else’s toes just to get what she wants because – by golly – she will and she does. That’s that.
6. A real bitch is an asset, not a liability.
7. A real bitch IS a bitch – not some drama queen.
8. A true bitch shakes you to the core, wakes you up like a splash of cold water to the face and hits you like a good, long shot of tequila. A fake bitch traumatizes you, sucks your energy like a leech and just when you think you can breathe, she comes up with enough reasons to complain some more.
If you want to be able to tell a true bitch from a fake one, the pretender is always the one who won’t shut up even if she has nothing of value to say.
9. A true bitch appreciates in value as she grows older.
She doesn’t wither away with each birthday or implode with a whimper, sulking in the corner as new bitch wanna-bes enter the scene.
10. A bitch doesn’t have to bounce her boobs or rub her booty at a camera just so she could declare herself ‘hot’.
A real bitch is just hot, regardless of whether she has clothes on or just the radio. And she doesn’t have to lead your eyes to the nice spots. They will find their way there unaided.
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